Advanced Chaos Controllers

A Subsection for the Truly Insanely Powerful

Welcome, esteemed members of the Chaos Council. You've been tasked with controlling the very fabric of reality, and we've got just the tools for the job.

• Reality Warp Gizmos
• Chrono Disco Balls
• Gravity Flapjacks

Our Top-of-the-Line Models

Don't just control reality, redefine it. Our Reality Warp Gizmos come equipped with:

• Temporal Loops
• Parallel Universe Shifters
• Cosmic Ray Guns

Get your Reality Warp Gizmo today!

A Warning from Management

We cannot be held responsible for any reality distortions caused by our products. You have been warned.

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