Rock Throwing is a lost art. In a world where precision and finesse have been reduced to the likes of drone strikes and precision-guided missiles, the joy of simply throwing a rock at a target has been forgotten. Not here, though. In this advanced climbing manual, we'll guide you through the intricacies of launching objects at high velocity, with style.
From the basics of rock selection (granite, basalt, or limestone - the choice is yours) to the advanced techniques of spin and trajectory, we'll cover it all.
But, let's be real, the real challenge is the mental preparation. You see, the key to success lies not just in the physical technique, but in the emotional connection with the rock, the target, and the universe as a whole.
So, don't just throw rocks, become one with the rocks.
Underhand Throwing for the beginner, Overhand Throwing for the expert, and Rock Juggling for the masochist.
Or, if you're just here for the Throwing Gloves - you're in luck!