Welcome, climbers! Today we're going to cover the most important aspect of tree felling: executing the fell with finesse and precision. It's not just about chopping down trees, it's an art form.
Before you begin, make sure the area around the tree is clear of any loose debris, rocks, or sentient beings. This includes but is not limited to: squirrels, birds, and your in-laws.
Safety first! It's always a good idea to wear your favorite 'I'd Rather Be Climbing' t-shirt under your protective gear.
Now it's time to get to the good stuff. Hold your axe firmly, but not too firmly. You want to feel the subtle vibrations of the blade as it slices through the wood, but not the crushing blow of your landlord's lawsuit.
Axe Wielding 101 will teach you the ancient art of axe control and technique.
And finally, the moment of truth. The felling is not just about chopping down the tree, it's about creating a work of art. Take your time, savor the experience.
Felling for Fun is all about embracing your creative side.