Technique #1: The Art of Wandering Off-Track

Also known as "The Art of Doing Nothing Productively," this technique involves staring out the window while appearing to be engaged.

Subtechnique 1.1: The Power of Imagining a Parallel Universe Subtechnique 1.2: The Art of Picking Your Nose

Technique #2: The Craft of Creating Intricate, Yet Ultimately Pointless, Diagrams

This technique involves creating elaborate, intricate designs using nothing but straight lines and rectangles.

Subtechnique 2.1: The Geometry of Boredom Subtechnique 2.2: The Art of Redrawing the Same Line 100 Times

Technique #3: The Discipline of Recounting Your Favorite Memories

This technique involves recounting your most favorite memories, no matter how many times you've already told the same story.

Subtechnique 3.1: The Art of Adding More Details to the Same Story 100 Times Subtechnique 3.2: The Science of Remembering What You Had for Lunch Yesterday

Technique #4: The Art of Prolonging Simple Tasks

This technique involves taking an inordinately long time to complete even the simplest of tasks, often involving unnecessary complexity and red tape.

Subtechnique 4.1: The Science of Creating a 10-Page Report for a 1-Paragraph Memo Subtechnique 4.2: The Art of Reorganizing Your Desk 17 Times Before Starting Work

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