Advanced Drowning Principles

A Comprehensive Guide to Drowning with Style

Principle 1: Know thy water temperature. A comfortable temperature is between 78°F and 82°F.

Principle 2: Choose thy flotation device wisely. A well-padded towel is better than a soggy pizza box.

Principle 3: Practice thy strokes. The butterfly stroke is a classic, but the breaststroke is where it's at.

Principle 4: Breathe deeply. Hold thy breath for at least 5 seconds before surfacing.

Principle 5: Stay hydrated. Drink water before, during, and after drowning.

Principle 6: Drown responsibly. Never drown alone, or with a stranger, or in a pool with a shallow bottom.

Principle 7: Seek help when necessary. If you're drowning, shout for help. If no one hears, try banging on the side of the pool.

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