Principle 1: Know thy water temperature. A comfortable temperature is between 78°F and 82°F.
Principle 2: Choose thy flotation device wisely. A well-padded towel is better than a soggy pizza box.
Principle 3: Practice thy strokes. The butterfly stroke is a classic, but the breaststroke is where it's at.
Principle 4: Breathe deeply. Hold thy breath for at least 5 seconds before surfacing.
Principle 5: Stay hydrated. Drink water before, during, and after drowning.
Principle 6: Drown responsibly. Never drown alone, or with a stranger, or in a pool with a shallow bottom.
Principle 7: Seek help when necessary. If you're drowning, shout for help. If no one hears, try banging on the side of the pool.
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