Exceptional Coaches: The Unorthodox Guides to Unconventional Success

Welcome to our team of unorthodox guides to unconventional success. We specialize in helping you find your own path to greatness, even if it involves a lot of wrong turns.

Our coaches are experts in the art of doing things differently.

Parabolic Coaches: For when you need to bend the rules Surrealistic Coaches: For when reality just isn't working out

Our Coaches

Meet our team of exceptional coaches, each with their own unique approach to guiding you toward success.

Boris, the Bureaucratic Coach

Boris is a master of paperwork and red tape. He'll help you navigate even the most byzantine of systems to get what you want.

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Luna, the Labyrinthine Coach

Luna specializes in finding the hidden path to success. She'll lead you through the twists and turns of even the most complex of problems.

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