Excuses So Advanced, They're Almost Science

My dust bunnies are actually sentient and need time to flourish I'm applying the principles of quantum mechanics to the folding of my clothes, and it's taking longer than expected I'm stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 10 minutes of trying to get the toilet paper roll to unroll My kitchen is a self-sustaining ecosystem, and I'm just a observer

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