Warning: the following techniques may cause irreversible damage to furniture, carpets, and your pediatrician's reputation.
Throwing Crayons - The classic. Where you hold an entire box of crayons above your head and drop them all at once.
Using the Whole Bottle - For those who like to live life on the edge. Or in a haze of sugar-fueled chaos.
Over-Enthusiastic Juice Attacks - When you're just that extra-sweet kind of parent.