A: Because it's not advanced, it's just a toaster. Maybe try plugging it in?
Q: Can we get a foosball table in the break room?
A: No. We're not a startup anymore. That's not how we do things.
A: Oh, you mean the one that's just been sitting there, unattended, since 2018? That's just the spirit of our company culture.
Q: Can I have some of the "Free" coffee that's been sitting in the break room since '03?
A: I'm not sure what's more advanced: the coffee or the mold. Maybe just drink some of the other free coffee?