Implementation Plan for the Most Epic Launch Ever
Step 1: Gather a team of highly trained monkeys to manually input data into the system.
Phase 1: Planning and Preparation
Meetings, meetings, and more meetings. Because who needs productivity when you're launching a space program?
Define a budget that's completely unrealistic, yet still somehow manages to get approved.
Conduct a thorough risk assessment, concluding that the only risks are those that are completely unforeseen and therefore, ignored.