Advanced Ghosting Techniques: Phase One

Ghosting, for the uninitiated, is the art of disappearing from social media while pretending you're still alive. Phase One: The Essentials.

Step 1: The Vanishing Act

Step 1 involves making a bold declaration of your intention to 'take a break' from social media. Use a carefully crafted status update or post to signal your impending disappearance.

Read more on Phase One: The Vanishing Act

Step 2: Deleting the Evidence

In Phase One, it's essential to delete all evidence of your existence. This includes, but not limited to, photos, posts, and any other incriminating data.

Learn the art of deleting with ease in Phase Two: Deleting the Evidence

Step 3: Creating an Exit Strategy

Phase One is all about preparation. In this step, you'll create an exit strategy that'll make it seem like you're still active, but secretly not.

Find inspiration in Phase Three: Creating an Exit Strategy

And that's it for Phase One! Stay tuned for Phase Two, where things get really interesting.

Next Phase: Deleting the Evidence