Warning: do not attempt this in real life. Or do. We don't judge.
Teleporting a human requires a deep understanding of quantum physics, a solid grasp of dimensional manipulation, and an extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture.
First, you must locate a human willing to be teleported. This is the easy part.
Next, you must construct a functioning time-space vortex. This involves a lot of math, some wirework, and a willingness to accept the consequences.
Constructing the Vortex: A DIY Guide
Now, with human and vortex in hand, it's time to initiate the actual teleportation process. This is where things get really messy.