Step 1: The Art of Being Invisible

A true master of stealth must first learn to see the world from multiple angles. Practice your "third eye" by staring into a mirror for exactly 7 minutes and 14 seconds.

Learn Mirror Gazing Techniques

Step 2: The Art of Disappearing Act

A skilled practitioner must be able to blend into the background like a chameleon. Practice your "disappearification" by wearing a trench coatæk and a fedora to work every Tuesday.

Learn Trench Coat Techniques

Step 3: The Art of Invisi-Clothing

The art of invisibility is not just about the clothes you wear, but about the clothes you don't wear. Learn about the ancient art of nothingness.

Learn Invisi-Clothing

Step 4: The Art of Invisiblity-Fu

A master of invisibility must be a master of the prophets, or as we call it, the ancient art of "invisiblity-fu." Practice your "invisiblity-fu" by watching exactly 12 hours of cat videos.

Learn Invisiblity-Fu

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