Mind Melds

Advanced IR Techniques

In the depths of the Matrix, there exist a secret society of highly skilled warriors known as the "Melders". Their primary goal is to infiltrate the minds of their enemies and bend reality to their will.

Techniques

• Telepathy: The art of reading minds without anyone noticing.
• Remote Viewing: Seeing through walls, or at least, the walls of your opponent's mind.
• Telekinetic Manipulation: Making things move with your mind, or at least, with a lot of effort.

Warning: These techniques are highly experimental and may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous happiness, or spontaneous realization that you're actually a chicken.