Remote Reading: Technique 1 - The Art of Not Being There

Imagine being a master of remote reading. You can read a book, a scroll, or even a fortune cookie fortune without ever having to touch it. It's like being a ghost, but instead of haunting, you're...reading.

Here's a step-by-step guide to mastering this ancient technique:

1. Develop an ironclad stomach. Remote reading requires a stomach of steel, like the kind used by a 1980s action movie hero.
2. Practice gazing at things from afar. Train yourself to focus on the thing you want to read without actually touching it. It's like playing a game of "I Spy" with yourself.
3. Use your superhuman powers of observation to deduce the contents of the page. It's like being a detective, but without the detective part.
4. When in doubt, just make something up. After all, who needs facts when you can just make stuff up? It's like being a novelist, but without the writing part.

And there you have it! With these simple steps, you too can become a master of remote reading. Just remember, it's all about the art of not being there.

Want to take your remote reading skills to the next level? Visit our Advanced Remote Reading Techniques / Technique 2 page for more expert advice.