The Art of Cutting Off the World
In our world of Advanced Isolationism, we're not just talking about cutting off the internet. Oh no, we're talking about cutting off the very fabric of society. We're talking about building a 10ft wall around your house, and a moat filled with piranhas around your neighborhood. We're talking about replacing all social media with a single, 24-hour loop of elevator music and a 1000-page novel about the weather.
Read about our groundbreaking removal theory, which explains exactly why you'll never need human interaction again.
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