Advanced Level Procrastination Techniques

Warning: This page contains high-level procrastination strategies that may cause irreparable harm to your productivity. Proceed with caution.

• Binge Watching the Entire Netflix Catalog
• Creating a 6-Hour Long PowerPoint Presentation on Why the Toilet Paper Industry is Underated
• Optimizing Your Snack Food Retrieval Algorithms to Maximize Pastry Intake
• Developing a Complex Philosophy on Why Your Cat is Actually the True Ruler of the House

Side Effects:

May cause:

• Excessive snacking
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Unfinished projects
• Increased risk of cat hair accumulation