Overthinking: A Disease

Overthinking is a condition where one over-analyzes every single thing in their life, often leading to indecision, anxiety, and a general sense of existential dread.

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Diagnosis: Overthinking

Symptoms:

• Constantly questioning the meaning of life
• Spending more time thinking about thinking than actual action
• Difficulty making decisions due to fear of making the wrong one

Treatment:

1. Practice the art of not thinking
2. Develop a hobby that requires focus, like extreme ironing
3. Learn to trust your instincts (or pretend to, until they become real)

Causes

Overthinking is caused by a combination of factors, including:

• Exposure to too many memes
• Reading too many philosophy texts
• Watching too many TED talks

Prognosis

Overthinking is a highly contagious and potentially deadly disease. If left untreated, it can lead to:

• Paralysis by analysis
• Spending all your money on unnecessary therapy
• Developing a crippling sense of existential dread