Are you tired of feeling like you're stuck in an endless cycle of anxiety and despair?
Well, you're in luck! Our advanced meditation techniques will guide you through the process of embracing the abyss of your own existence.
Repeat the phrase "I am a unique and special snowflake" to yourself for exactly 47 times, while staring directly into the abyss of your own soul.
Write a 500-word essay on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, while simultaneously contemplating the meaninglessness of it all.
Count backwards from 100 to 1 while simultaneously trying to remember the plot of every movie you've ever seen.
May the absurdity of existence be with you.