Advanced Memory Upgrades: Beta Test FAQ
We're glad you asked.
What is Advanced Memory Upgrades?
A mysterious, highly classified project for those who want more memory than the standard human brain can handle.
Read about our cutting-edge methodologies.
How do I get my hands on some of this fancy new memory?
Good luck with that. Our research team has not been able to crack the code of mass production yet. But we're working on it.
Is this safe?
Safety is for wimps. We're on the bleeding edge here.
What about side effects?
We're not really sure. But it's not like you're going to remember any of this.
Can I buy this on the black market?
Don't bother. You'll just end up with a bad case of Memory Overdrive Syndrome.
Learn more about the dangers of the black market.
Will this give me an unfair advantage?
Unfair? You want to get ahead of the curve? That's the American way.
Read about the ethics of memory upgrades.
What about the ethics committee?
Ha! You think we have an ethics committee? Don't make us laugh.