Advanced Misdirection

Where the Truth is Optional, and So are the Facts

Welcome, traveler, to the Logic Gate, where the path to enlightenment is paved with contradictions.

Here, the art of misdirection is taken to new heights, and the pursuit of truth is a distant memory.

You've arrived at the Advanced Misdirection page, where the logic is as slippery as a eel in the hands of a befuddled accountant.

From here, you can:

• Visit our Alternative Facts section, where the truth is what we make it.
• Stroll down Paradox Avenue, where the laws of logic no longer apply.
• Indulge in Epistemological Euphoria, where knowledge is merely a suggestion.