Are you tired of being just a regular human? Do you want to unlock your true potential? Then you're in luck! The following techniques will have you reading minds, predicting fortunes, and making everyone else's decisions for them in no time.
Also known as "Staring Really Hard," this ancient technique involves focusing your peepers on the subject of interest for extended periods of time. Don't blink! Don't blink! You'll be amazed at what you learn!
Using the ancient power of the tap, you'll be able to move objects with your mind! Well, not really move them, but you'll know exactly where they are, and that's basically the same thing, right?
By rapidly flailing your arms, legs, and head in a series of unpredictable movements, you'll be able to sense the presence of hidden energies. It's like a cross between a seizure and a chicken dance!
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, folks! Keep exploring, and remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some world domination to attend to...