Warning: Do not attempt to use these techniques without proper training and a strong sense of humor.
1. The Ancient Art of the Pursed-Lid - A technique where you gaze at something for an extended period, while keeping your eyelids slightly ajar. This will increase your chances of developing eye strain, but hey, it's worth it!
2. The Gaze of the Unblinking - A technique where you stare at something for hours on end, without ever blinking. This will give you an existential crisis, but it's a great conversation starter at parties.
3. The Focused Gaze of the Mad Scientist - A technique where you stare at something until it starts to move on its own. This has been shown to increase productivity, but not necessarily in a good way.
More advanced techniques: Staring at Sunsets Or, if you're feeling really adventurous: Advanced Mind Tricks 2