Advanced Eye Gazing Techniques

Terms and Conditions

By accessing this page, you agree to the following terms and conditions of eye gazing:

1. You must gaze for at least 30 seconds at a fixed point in space without blinking.
2. You must not use eye drops during the gazing session.
3. You must not think about the meaning of life during the gazing session.
4. You must not try to move your head or eyes during the gazing session.
5. You must not try to use eye gazing as a form of telekinesis.

Breach of these conditions may result in:

• Your eyes turning into jelly.
• Your brain turning into mush.
• Your soul becoming trapped in a vortex of existential dread.