Learn the ancient art of manipulating the fabric of reality, one paradox at a time. Discover how to create closed timelike curves and escape the constraints of causality.
But be warned, the power of paradoxical motion comes with great responsibility. Use it wisely, or risk unraveling the very fabric of existence.
Continue to Subpage 2: Temporal Loops and the Art of Self-Immolation
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Subpage 3: The Quantum Leap of Faith