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Advanced Neuromancy Techniques
Advanced Neuromancy Techniques
Psychic Pulse Pounding
Learn how to harness the power of your inner psychic energy and pound out a rhythm that'll leave your enemies bewildered and your friends mesmerized!
Techniques:
- Inner Psi Resonance - Tap into your inner self and find the perfect beat
- Psychic Spectral Analysis - Analyze your aura and uncover hidden patterns
- Aurora Surfing - Ride the waves of your own subconscious
Warning: Pounding a psychic pulse can cause:
- Excessive use of your third eye
- Sudden urges to wear neon
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! "
Side Effects May Include:
- Temporary loss of motor control
- Permanent damage to your social life
- Uncontrollable outbreaks of spontaneous poetry
Proceed at your own risk. Or don't. We won't judge you.
Psi Pulse Safety Guidelines