Warning: Do not attempt this technique without proper training and certification from the Council of NeuroMancers. Eyeball extraction is a delicate procedure that requires years of practice and a steady nerve to perform correctly.
Step 1: Prepare the subject for eyeball extraction. This involves applying a thin layer of petroleum jelly to the eyeball, followed by a gentle massage to relax the surrounding muscles.
Safety Protocols are in place to prevent accidental eyeball loss or mis-alignment.
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The Council of NeuroMancers will not be held liable for any damages or eye-related injuries.
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