Electrostatic Reading

A technique so advanced, it's like trying to read the thoughts of your neighbor's cat while they're trying to watch TV

By applying carefully calibrated electrostatic charges to your scalp, you can tap into the neural networks of those around you. It's like having a built-in, invisible internet, but with more static.

How it works:

• First, attach the Neuro-Static Headband to your head. This will create a localized electrostatic field that resonates with the brain waves of those nearby.
• Next, focus your mind on the person or creature you wish to "read". This may take several hours, or even days, of intense mental discipline.
• As you achieve a state of perfect focus, you will begin to feel a gentle humming sensation in your ears. This is the signal that your brain is tapping into the other person's neural networks.

Subpages:

• Neural Syncing - The art of merging your mind with that of another human or animal.
• Mind Control via Sugar - The dark side of electrostatic reading: using sugar cravings to bend others to your will.
• Electrostatic Humor - Using laughter and electrostatic charges to make the world a funnier place, one joke at a time.