Warning: Neuromancy can be hazardous to your health, both mental and physical. Prolonged exposure to the mystic arts can lead to:
1. Brain Overload Syndrome (BOS): Characterized by an increased risk of spontaneous combustion and/or temporary loss of motor control.
2. Occultic Fatigue Syndrome (OFS): Prolonged exposure can cause excessive sweating, mood swings, and an increased risk of mystical madness.
3. Neuromantic Whiplash (NW): A condition where your brain becomes permanently stuck in a never-ending loop of 80s pop culture references.
Prevention is key! To minimize the risks associated with advanced neuromancy, always:
Consult with a licensed Neuroromancer before attempting any advanced techniques.
Wear proper brain-shielding devices to protect against BOS, OFS, and NW.
Learn about OFS prevention and treatment to avoid the horrors of occultic fatigue syndrome.
Join a support group for NW sufferers and share your experiences with others.
The information provided on this site is not intended to be taken seriously. Advanced neuromancy is a prophets' game, and you should always consult with a qualified expert before attempting any techniques.