Neuromancy: Transmogrification

Transmogrification is the mystical art of transforming the human mind into an otherworldly entity. It's like alchemy, but with more synapses and less risk of explosion.

Principles of Transmogrification

There are three fundamental principles of transmogrification:

• Resonance Tuning: Adjusting the frequencies of your brain waves to harmonize with the cosmic vibrations of the universe.
• Neural Reconfiguration: Reorganizing your neural networks to accommodate the influx of mystical energies.
• Transcendental Transmutation: Transforming your very essence into something greater than the sum of its parts.

It's not for the faint of heart, but if you're willing to push the boundaries of your sanity, you might just find yourself transformed into a being of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Side Effects

Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Uncontrollable outbursts of pure energy
• Unexplained transformations of household objects into random, useless trinkets

Not to be taken lightly, but if you're feeling brave, join the ranks of the transmogrified.