Noodling is a highly scientific and totally not-at-all-made-up art of eating a whole pizza by yourself while simultaneously playing video games.
Start by developing a tolerance for regret, a love for cheese stains, and a willingness to sacrifice your social life for the sake of a good gaming session.
No. The fundamental principles of Noodling dictate that you must consume the entire pizza, or risk being cast out of the brotherhood.
Only if you can prove your ability to eat 5 large pepperoni-studded masterpieces in under 4 hours without losing a single game of "Tetris".