Advanced Noodling FAQ

What is Noodling?

Noodling is a highly scientific and totally not-at-all-made-up art of eating a whole pizza by yourself while simultaneously playing video games.

How do I become a Noodler?

Start by developing a tolerance for regret, a love for cheese stains, and a willingness to sacrifice your social life for the sake of a good gaming session.

Can I get away with just one slice?

No. The fundamental principles of Noodling dictate that you must consume the entire pizza, or risk being cast out of the brotherhood.

Will I get the Noodling Certification?

Only if you can prove your ability to eat 5 large pepperoni-studded masterpieces in under 4 hours without losing a single game of "Tetris".