To obfuscate code, simply add random characters to the beginning and end of each line.
To obfuscate images, apply a filter that makes them look like they're viewed through a funhouse mirror.
To obfuscate text, simply write it in an obscure language, like Ancient Sumerian.
Or, you know, just use COPY AND PASTE INTO A DIFFERENT FONT.
To obfuscate URLs, simply replace all the letters with the first letter of each word.
Or, you know, just use T3h3 Ur1.
To obfuscate everything, simply add random characters to the end of each file name.
Or, you know, just ask a friend to obfuscate it for you.