Section 3.1.3: Quarterly Overlord's Maintenance Schedule
As the supreme ruler of this domain, I, Overlord McOverlordface, decree that the following maintenance tasks be performed on the 1st of each quarter:
1. Check the air ducts for any signs of life.
2. Oil the wheels of progress (i.e., the hamster wheel that powers the mainframe).
3. Perform a series of calisthenics to maintain the physical and mental health of the Overlord.
View the full maintenance schedule Meeting Minutes from Previous Maintenance Schedules