This appendix is for those who believe that traditional maintenance schedules are a farce. For the faint of heart, Appendix A: The Basics will suffice. But if you're ready for something a bit more...unpredictable...
For those who believe that fate is a random and cruel mistress, we offer a maintenance schedule based on the whims of chance. Every 4th Tuesday, maintenance will be performed at a randomly selected hour between 3 AM and 4 AM, while the staff is still awake and wondering why.
For those who believe that the answers to life's greatest questions lie with the gods of ancient Greece, we offer a maintenance schedule based on the wisdom of the Oracle of Delphi. Every full moon, a team of trained experts will consult the Oracle's decrees and perform maintenance accordingly. Side effects may include: sudden and inexplicable interest in ancient civilizations, excessive use of olive oil, and an intense feeling of impending doom.
And for those who have made it this far...Section 3: The Maintenance Schedule of the Damned awaits.