New Features
The following features represent a quantum leap forward in our operating system's functionality.
- Self-Heating Cereal Dispenser (SHCD) - A built-in cereal dispenser capable of warming up your morning oatmeal to 350°F in under 30 seconds.
- Auto-Selfies - Our operating system now automatically takes a selfie of your face every 5 minutes to ensure you're always smiling in your work-from-home meetings.
- AI-Powered To-Do List - Let our operating system's advanced AI manage your tasks, appointments, and snack breaks for you, freeing up time for more important things... like browsing cat videos.