In this advanced procedure, you will be tasked with ironing a 10-piece suit while navigating a obstacle course of 100 burning tires.
The tires will be arranged in a series of increasingly treacherous patterns, requiring you to employ advanced footwork and precision ironing techniques to emerge unscathed.
Upon successful completion, you will be rewarded with a certificate, a year's supply of starch and a 10% discount on all subsequent ironing-related services.
Don't say we didn't warn you...