Advanced Operating Procedures

For when regular operating procedures just won't cut it, buddy.

Emergency Protocol 1: The System is on Fire

Follow these steps to contain the blaze:

  1. Press the big red button
  2. Grab a fire extinguisher
  3. Repeat "This is a drill" until the fire department shows up
Press the Red Button Grab the Fire Extinguisher This is a Drill

Emergency Protocol 2: The Coffee Machine is Malfunctioning

Don't worry, we have a solution for that too:

  1. Call the coffee fairy
  2. Perform the ancient art of coffee magic
  3. Replace the machine with a new one that's actually working
Summon the Coffee Fairy Perform the Coffee Magic Buy a New Coffee Machine

Stay vigilant, operators. The fate of the world may depend on it.