Standard Procedure 7: Extreme Ironing

For those who dare to iron while dangling from a helicopter.

Extreme ironing is not for the faint of heart. It requires focus, dedication, and an ironing board that can withstand the rigors of flight.

Step 1: Locate a suitable ironing board.

Step 2: Attach the board to the helicopter with cable ties.

Step 3: Iron while in flight, but only if you can maintain control of the aircraft.

Step 4: Avoid turbulence, as it may cause wrinkles.

Proceed to Standard Procedure 8: Extreme Puzzling

Proceed to Standard Procedure 9: High-Rise High-Risk High-Flying