A comprehensive guide to fixing things that aren't broke, but probably will be.
Warning: Do not attempt to repair anything unless you are an authorized personnel. If you are not authorized, do not attempt to repair anything. If you have attempted to repair something and it still broke, do not attempt to repair it again. This is not a drill.
# System Repair Protocol
# Author: Bob the Sysadmin
# Revision: 2.1
# Date: 2022-02-01
1. Check the power cord
2. Check the internet connection
3. Check the user manual
4. Call for help
Remember, system repair is a serious business. Do not underestimate the power of a well-placed duct tape.