Advanced Parking Scanner

Located in a dimly lit, cramped corner of the universe, our Advanced Parking Scanner is here to help you locate your vehicle in the vast expanse of parking lots.

With our state-of-the-art technology, you can:

• Pick your parking spot from a list of 427 possible locations
• View a live feed of the parking lot in 4K
• Listen to an actual audio recording of your car's horn honking for 3 hours straight

Don't bother trying to use our "Parking Spot Finder 3000" - it's been discontinued for "technical difficulties".

Instead, try our trusty "Parking Lot Map Generator 9000" - it's a real thing, we swear.

Click here to access the Map Generator.

Contact our support team to report your car still missing.