Advanced Practicalities

This is the subpage for the truly discerning. Here, you'll find the most esoteric and arcane information on advanced practicalities, carefully curated by our team of expert Neo-Brutalists.

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Did you know that you can use our proprietary Neuromagnetic Resonance Technology to turn your toaster into a functional toaster-fountain? It's true! Ask our team for more information.

Also, don't forget to check out our Technical Specifications for more information on this revolutionary technology.