Learn how to engineer your social media presence to get what you want, when you want it. Because, let's be real, who needs actual skills when you can just fake it?
Don't get left behind, learn how to phish like a pro! (Just don't, we're not actually teaching you to phish, we're just... uh, just learning about it, yeah.)
Learn the ancient art of creating fake online identities and manipulating others with your newfound catfishing prowess! It's like a digital catnip-induced high-wire act, but without the catnip.
And that's all for Chapter 3, folks! Keep practicing, and remember: it's all about bending the rules... and the truth.