Bathroom Pretending Side Effects
The Unmitigated Disaster of Pretending to Use the Bathroom
Warning: Prolonged bathroom pretending can cause:
- Exhaustion from excessive eye contact with the toilet.
- Unstable water pressure leading to unexpected flushings.
- Misaligned toilet paper rolls resulting in paper jammed chaos.
- Ruptured relationships due to constant, unfulfilled needs.
- Severe loss of bladder control from pretending it's not a emergency.