Welcome, rookie rescuer! In this step, we'll cover the basics of what not to do when faced with a catastrophic situation.
Don't. Just don't. Seriously, don't. We're not here to sugarcoat it. If you see a cat trapped in a tree, don't try to climb it. You'll just make it worse.
Also, don't bother calling 911. They're not exactly what you'd call 'responsive'. Instead, grab a snack. You've got this.
Now, let's move on to Step 2: The Art of Doing Nothing. You might be wondering what it means, but just go with it. We'll get to that next.
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