Step 1: Preparation is Key (But Let's be Real, We're Probably Still Gonna Die)

Preparation is Key, but Let's be Real, We're Probably Still Gonna Die

When in over your head, it's time to break out the old "Emergency Kit"! This thing's a real lifesaver (or at least, a real "I'm-gonna-die-but-at-least-I-look-cool" saver).

First things first, make sure you've got the right gear. You know, the usual:

1x pair of sturdy boots (preferably with a built-in flame retardant)
1x first aid kit (with a side of snacks)
1x trusty map (with a few well-placed X's)

Now that you've got your gear, it's time to plan your exit strategy. Where are you headed? The nearest bar? The local library? A secluded spot in the woods where you can pretend to be a hermit and avoid all this pesky adulting?

Step 2: Escape Planning (AKA The Art of Pretending You're a Functional Adult) Step 3: Actual Rescue (AKA The Part Where Things Get Really, Really Bad)