Step 4: Rotor Hub Adhesive

In this advanced rescue technique, you'll learn to attach yourself to a spinning rotor blade with ease! It's all about the art of sticking, baby!

First, you'll need to locate the rotor hub. It's usually attached to a helicopter, but not always. Sometimes it's on a lawnmower. Or a washing machine. Okay, it's not really attached to a washing machine, but just go with it.

Step 1: Locate the rotor hub. It's the round, spinning thingy. Not the round, spinning thingy with the blades. That's the propeller thingy. This is the hub thingy.

Step 2: Apply the adhesive. We recommend a strong, industrial-strength adhesive like... well, like super glue. Or maybe just duct tape. That's a good choice too. Or... actually, just use your bare hands. That's the most advanced technique of all.

Step 3: Attach yourself to the hub. This is the part where you stick yourself to the spinning rotor blade. It's like a giant game of "operator's roulette"! Will you stick or will you fall off? Only the bravest of rescuers will find out.

Step 4: Enjoy the ride! You're now stuck to the rotor blade, so you might as well just go for a spin. Literally. Just don't say we didn't warn you.

Next: Step 5 - Holding On for Dear Life You can also try to hold on for dear life right now, if you're feeling particularly adventurous.