Advanced Rules: Parentheses Palooza

Rule 1: Don't Use Too Many Parentheses

It's like the old rule, but with more rules.

• Rule 1.1: Only use them when absolutely necessary.
• Rule 1.2: Use them for clarity, not drama.
• Learn how to do it right.

Rule 2: Parentheses Are Not a Substitute for Commas

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

• Rule 2.1: Use commas for comma-separated lists, duh.
• Rule 2.2: Don't be a comma-phobe.
• See also, our other rules.

Rule 3: Parentheses Are Not for Punctuation Spelunking

You're a programmer, not a poet.

• Rule 3.1: Use them for function arguments, or die.
• Rule 3.2: Don't make us cry (with boredom).
• Parens for pros, not posers.