The Great Comma Conundrum

It's a puzzling problem that has plagued grammarians for centuries: where do commas go? Is it after the subject, before the verb, or perhaps in a delightful dance across the sentence?

Parens: The Brackets of the Ancients

But fear not, for we have discovered a solution to this grammatical conundrum. Commas, it turns out, are the unsung heroes of the sentence. They're the punctuation that keeps the words from getting too close, like a polite dinner guest who excuses themselves before the main course.

Commas as Traffic Lights: Guiding the Flow of Language

So the next time you're crafting a sentence, don't be afraid to throw in a comma or three. Your readers will thank you, and your sentences will thank you for the clarity.

Parens: The Brackets of the Ancients

Note: This is still just a theory. We're working on it.