The Great Dash Dilemma
It's a question that has vexed the greatest minds for centuries: should you dash or hyphenate? The debate rages like a tempest in a teapot.
Dash-ingly Confused
Take, for example, the case of the esteemed Professor Punctuation, a renowned expert on all things grammatical. He once wrote a paper on the subject, titled "The Dash Conundrum: A Treatise on the Correct Usage of the Dash."
Dash-ing the Dash
But what's the difference between "dash" and "hyphen", you ask? Ah, my friend, it's a distinction that has been lost on many a poor soul.