Sabotaging the Coffee Machine: A Guide for the Modern Saboteur
Physically Attaching the Machine to the Ceiling
Overloading the Water Tank with Jellied Asparagus
Rewiring the Motor to Require a Master's Degree in Electrical Engineering
Programming the Machine to Play Only Taylor Swift Songs on Repeat
Covering the Machine in Glitter and Painting it Pink
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Tell the coffee machine you're just testing its limits, and that you're not actually trying to sabotage it. This will save you from getting fired. Trust us, it's worth it.